YES! That’s Awesome(r)!

Ok so maybe lightning just randomly struck “Touchdown Jesus” aka “Big Buttered Jesus” aka “Colossal Waste Of Money” OR something(though most likely not a white guy with a beard chillin in the clouds) wanted to make it clear that $25,000 can be better spent in rural Ohio. Hey thing in the sky can you strike talentless “celebrities” homes next? Maybe all these small earthquakes are warnings that a big one is coming to sink L.A. into the ocean. It’s either that or the earth is just doing what it’s been doing since the dawn of time, whatever the fuck it wants.

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