Sweatpants suck. These are not sweatpants, these are what sweatpants want to be. These are the pants that stayed away from fast food and didn’t gain the freshman 15. They studied hard and graduated with a degree in superior comfort. I thought Uniqlo had the most comfortable off duty bottoms ever in their faux shearling sweatpants, but Burton came in and threw down the fucking gauntlet. Made from clouds and kitten laughs, the Stash Pant is the Phantom Drophead Coupe (google it) of loungewear. Seriously, you will not want to take these off once you put them on which could potentially make for some awkward moments in public but it they’re well worth every look glare. Here’s what Burton has to say about their magical pant.
“These technically advanced sweats are fully loaded and feature everything from chafe-free architecture to UPF 50+ protection against ultraviolet rays. Stretch properties give you contortionist-like mobility, while quick-drying and ultra-breathable DRYRIDE Ultrawick™ jersey fabric with a funk-defying antimicrobial finish ups the comfort ante.”
As with most amazing products these are sold out on the website but it’s worth checking with your local Burton stockist to see if they have a pair but I’d recommend getting two if possible because your girlfriend or flavor of the week will constantly be stealing them.
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Tagged burton, burton snowboards, comfort, comfy clothes, couch potato, first layer, long underwear, lounge wear, street wear, uniqlo, winter
For the past four years between December 26th and 28th Bromley Mountain has played host to the Sun Mtn Sessions. The freeform snowboard camp run by Tim Benasich and myself, focuses on progressing freestyle skills by way of using the excellent natural terrain found at Bromley, as well as educating riders on the rich snowboard heritage of the area. Many of the scene’s top athletes and personalities got their start at Bromley and jump at the chance to stop by during the holiday season.
Though heavy rain stole away the ample early season snow that Bromley had received, this past year proved to be as fun as ever. A day of snow, a day of sun, a day of man made mountains that proved incredibly entertaining, that was Sun Mtn Sessions IV.
The closing party once again featured excellent wood fired pizza from Sammy’s in Manchester,VT and product giveaways from Burton Snowboards, Vestal Watches, Smith Optics, The Nice Life Apparel Co, Vew-Do Balance Boards and 3L Apparel.
Proceeds from the camp are donated to J.I.S.P. which helps get local kids to the mountain and into a group instruction program. Special thanks to Burleigh Sunflower and the Bromley Mountain Snowmaking Team for making sure the conditions were the best they could be.
See you in December for our 5th Anniversary year featuring a concert by hologram Tupac and The Muppets!
February 6, 2014 in Adventure Time
Tagged 3L apparel, bromley mountain, burton snowboards, december, few-do balance boards, manchester, peru, smith optics, snow, Snowboarding, the muppets, the nice life apparel co, tupac, vermont, vestal watches, winter
For the 6th year in a row the sun drenched slopes of Bromley Mountain will be home to 3 days of throwback fun. As always guest coaches will be stopping by to hang and show the kids what hidden gems Bromley has to offer. New for this year are 3 daily contests with prizes being handed out at the pizza party on the final day of camp. Campers ages 12 and up of all skill levels are welcome. If you’re new to snowboarding just let the folks now so we can make arrangements for special instruction. Sun Mountain Sessions is just $50 per day and spots are limited so best get to making arrangements! Look forward to the biggest and best year yet, in the meantime, do a snow dance and enjoy the video from last year!
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The final installment in Burton’s five part web series dropped today and it’s pretty darn entertaining. They cover a-lot of ground in this one but solid music choices and on point editing make for a smooth flowing piece. Highlights for me were Dan Davis’ properly tweaked grabs, Werni Stock flipping all over the place, Ben Ferguson’s overall zest for life and Shaun trying to get street cred by only having powder shots and a switch back 5. Peace Park definitely my favorite section in this with the Squaw Valley jumping madness coming in a close second. I like the webisode concept, I think it was well executed but I hope Burton pulls out the big guns and makes a banger team video next year.
October 25, 2013 in Uncategorized
Tagged aspen snowmass, bear mountain, ben ferguson, burton snowboards, danny davis, mark mc morris, seven springs, shaun white, squaw valley, werni stock
Let’s talk about softgoods. You want to look cool on the hill, everyone does, especially the people who say they don’t care about how their gear looks. It used to be an issue of function over fashion that separated one outwear brand from another. Now it’s quite the opposite because everyone has a premium line guaranteed to keep you warmer, drier and more comfortable than the other guys. What separates one brand from another is their attention to detail, fit and design quality. Being the large company that it is Burton is able to do these things better than almost anyone year after year. Pulling from their extensive archive and taking inspiration from a myriad places, the Winter 2014 Outerwear collection is a solid one. If you can’t find a kit you like then you might as well ride naked (please don’t) because they’ve really covered all the bases.
Posted in Today's Most Wanted
Tagged ak jacket, antartic, burlington, burton, burton snowboards, down jacket, ernest shackelton, jake burton, outerwear, Snowboarding, stowe, street style, technical outerwear, vermont, waterproof, waxed denim, winter 2014
Remember! Remember! The 13th of August! The boards, the bindings, the boots! This is the season, the season of reason and we all aught to be ready to bomb chutes! Ok, it’s not as good as the original but I tried. Just imagine Hugo Weaving saying it, makes it better.
Anyway, it’s here, winter is here, you just don’t know it yet. It’s creeping into the back of your mind and soon you’ll be searching for video premiere dates, thinking about what pass to get, even looking at early snow tire deals. In Southern California winter isn’t so much a season as it is a state of mind so winter can start anytime I want it to and now seems about as good a time as any.
Like Killington always opening before any other mountain in the U.S. (even if it’s just one patch of snow on half a trail), Burton likes to beat everyone to the punch on their winter site launch. In the olden days I’d be overjoyed when “The Catalog” would arrive in the P.O. Box (google it kids) but now I settle for an email in my inbox letting me know the site is up.
Saving pictures of gear isn’t as much fun as reading and re-reading the catalog, dog earring pages, Sharpie in hand just to make sure I didn’t miss anything. But this is the modern world we live in and at least I get to share my two cents with anyone who’s willing to read my babble.
So, thanks for stopping by, I hope you enjoy the product and find what you’re looking for…in terms of snowboard gear, I’m not qualified to guide you in any sort of larger existential search for meaning in this world.
Cheers! Continue reading
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5 Things to get your week started off right.
1.) New Music by Palma Violets, Vitamin String Quartet, Classixx, Cayucas and Mikal Cronin. HERE
2.) You’re not this guy.
3.) You can still get in on a pair of Gustin denim for $81! HERE
4.) There’s a new Petrolicious video and as usual, it’s awesome. HERE
5.) Memorial Day Weekend is this weekend, that means it’s officially summerpartytimeexcellent season. Hope you have your essentials. No? Hit the links below and get kitted from the feet up.
On Your Feet: Vans Authentics & Richer Poorer No-Sho Socks.
Covering Lower: Katin Beach Short
Covering Upper: 3pk Burton Slim Tees (a Beeracuda goes with everything)
Domepiece: Poler Cyclops Hat
Timepiece: Fat Wizard by Komono
Sunnies: Sylas by RAEN Optics
On Your Back: Little America by Herschel
In Your Hand: Stiegl Goldbrau
Posted in Have A Nice Week.
Tagged burton snowboards, cayucas, clasixx, club monaco, GmBh, gumball 3000, gustin denim, herschel supply co, Katin, kickstarter, komono watches, lamborghini crash, Memorial Day Weekend, mikal cronin, palma violets, petrolicious, poler stuff, raen optics, richer poorer socks, spotify, stiegl, summer gear, vans authentics, vitamin string quartet, we are komono
This past Monday Burton’s 2013 site launched and with it the desire to be on the hill crept to the forefront of my mind. As I made evident in the Hardgoods post, Burton has once again come out with a very impressive line of goods for the 2013 season. The best pieces in the men’s line are clean and understated. Jackets that will look just as good on the street as they do on the mountain. Yes many of these styles have been experimented with before by other smaller companies and many of them draw from classic looks but the difference is Burton’s resources. The technical fabrics, details and cuts are what separates Burton outerwear from the rest of the pack. Perhaps it’s that snowboarding is coming of age, gaining a certain level of maturity(for the most part) but I for one am very glad to see the continued refinement of outerwear. Sure there are wild patterns and prints to be found in the line but hey, there’s gotta be gear for kooks(Kook (n) an eccentric or foolish person) as well. I mean if there wasn’t, how else would you identify them as kooks? I mean besides watching them grabbing tindy and Zeaching boxes. Enjoy the gear after the jump and remember, shop local.
Kitsch at it's best.
When we awoke Sunday morning it was to a clear blue sky and a crisp breeze coming off the lake, that didn’t last long. By the time we’d gotten ourselves together in order to fetch breakfast it had clouded up and was threatening to rain. Having had our previous attempts to skate thwarted by weather or ridiculous skatepark mandates(full pads at my age that I have to pay to rent? Don’t think so.) we made quick work of a mountain of food at The Skinny Pancake and headed to Burton HQ. For those of you who don’t know, Burton has long had skate facilities for their employees and they’re nice enough to let just about anybody skate so long as your respectful(should go without saying). I used to be fortunate enough to skate the bowl everyday when I lived in Burlington and I jumped back into it with the notion that all the lines would come back to me within a few runs.
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Tagged burlington, burton snowboards, fishing, hunting gear, hurricane irene, orvis, outfitters, ptarmigin, skateboarding, the northshire bookstore, vermont, vt foodbank, vt red cross
1987 Burton Snowboards Catalog @ Vew-Do Balance Boards World HQ.